The office of the President of the United States is the best reality show out there.

It's been kind of a shit show since Trump took office, to say the least. And the last few weeks have been extra juicy. Recently, Trump brought on Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci as his communications director, causing press secretary Sean Spicer to resign.

On Thursday, The New Yorker published a bombshell interview with The Mooch and reporter Ryan Lizza. Scaramucci did not request the conversation be kept off record, and it was littered with some very nasty trash talk.

The quotes are so colorful -- and NSFW -- we decided to line them up with some very real quotes from Real Housewives.

Trump is a reality TV star, after all. So why are we even surprised?